WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



young woody 12:01 Thu Oct 5
Your favourite shit goal?
Blackburn away when we was fighting to stay up.

Zamora shot I think, it hit Tevez who was offside and the ball wasn’t over the line.

Goal given.

Yours!!

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Infidel 10:41 Sat Oct 7
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Not a shit goal exactly but it was a tap in from 3 yards into an open net, so a goal your grandmother would have scored.

Clive Allen 1993. One of the best days ever at UP. Everyone on their transistor radios listening to the score from the Portsmouth game, it was electric...could have gone either way until Allen tapped in, meaning promotion to the Premier League was in the bag.

I was in the upper west so couldn't get on the pitch ...I'm sure a lot of you on here did make it though.

What a day. Still gives me a glow when I think about it. I love this club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hOtAgjRDk

Aalborg Hammer 6:12 Sat Oct 7
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Kenny Brown against Man.Utd when Fergie said the amount of effort West Ham put in was 'obscene' it just rebounded off his shin and stopped them winning the league

The Hammers 8:05 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Vaz Te's goal against Tottenaham away

we won 3-0

Dan M 7:06 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Away to Derby County in 2007.

Corner flicked on by a Derby player and after some head tennis the ball falls to Jonathan Spector eight yards out. Spector directs a not-particularly-hard low shot to Eddie Lewis on the goal line. Lewis stop the ball between his feet before it crosses the line, then inexplicably falls over, dragging the ball into the goal.

We won 5-0.

Also my mate spent a shedload of loyalty points at the local Best Western so a whole bunch of us stayed over for free, experiencing a decent curry and the delights of "Flares" nightclub as well.

Bernie 5:11 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Closely followed by

THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cf1mOWR1dI

Bernie 5:05 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds0wEBKuxv8

Swiss. 4:27 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
yes Dowie's goal....lol

Far Cough 4:24 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Sven Roeder 3:00 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Carlos Alberto 1970 WC Final
Tried to play a one two with Pele and shanked it in the bottom corner.


Shouldn't that be on the favourite NOT shit goal?

Bonds 4:23 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Any of Carlton Cole's shinned goals... when he either attempted to head or kick it

Sven Roeder 3:00 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Carlos Alberto 1970 WC Final
Tried to play a one two with Pele and shanked it in the bottom corner.

aubRM1 2:39 Fri Oct 6
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
In recent seasons ... Piquionne versus Coventry in the Championship to win it 2-1 was laughable.

For the older lot among us Sharon Dickins' goal v Watford in the League Cup at their place in 86...mis-kicked it from 10 yards and trickled past about 4 players before just about crossing the line

Sir Alf 6:32 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Rossal 1:52 Thu Oct 5

Yep, wins hands down. Never heard UP laugh so much. It was off his arse.

Jez 6:12 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Matt Etherington's goal v Nottingham Forest on Boxing Day 2004.

He went charging in at Paul Gerrard, who tried hammering it clear, Etherington turned his back and it rebounded off his arse and in.

Sniper 5:23 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Didn't daillys come off his nuts?

Anyway the Zamora one in the op would take some beating as the ball never went in and was blocked on he kine by an offside player - one of the worst pieces of officiating you're likely to se!

Another cracking ridiculous goal is the one that relegated Man City to the third tier years back - the guy basically does what gazza did against Scotland at euro 96, defender clips it over the strikers head and volleys it into his own goal

jack flash 5:21 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Oops ~ sorry Mashed I should have read down before posting!

I thought it was Walsall though?

Sniper 5:21 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Stockport jack

It was Stockport

Whilst raduciou shopped at Harvey nicks

jack flash 5:18 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Ian Dowie's thundering header against Walsall one rainy night

Probably the best goal he ever scored except it was in the wrong end

Northern Sold 5:13 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Bob Hazell's (QPR) own goal diving header ... absolute BULLET

SecondOpinion 4:04 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
JIM79

Konchesky's cross in the 2006 FA Cup Final.

Too true and I still argue with mates who say it was deliberate!!

zico 3:03 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Not the goal because McAvennie finished it beautifully but the assist from Cottee in the 4-0 demolition of Chelsea in 86. TC's beautifully sliced effort on goal comes perfectly into McAvennies path and wallop.....

crystal falace 2:59 Thu Oct 5
Re: Your favourite shit goal?
Cheezy

Antonio's was off his head while he was lay on the floor infront of the defender. looped over the keeper from about 15 yards out.

was against Southampton - his first goal for us, won me about £500 quid and started a very good run of betting him fgs that season.

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